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Always a little awkward: Performing a digital rectal exam.
Awkward multiplier: When the flustered patient says “Thank You” at the end.
Awkward cubed: When you reflexively reply with “No, Thank YOU.”
I came across this article on Facebook and thought I’d blog it for all the Emerg nurses out there :)
By David F. Baehren, M.D.
For a generation or two, we have lamented the loss of role models in society.
As parents and individuals, we naturally seek out others we would like to emulate. Sadly, a serious search through the popular culture leaves us empty-handed and empty-hearted. Thanks to a long list of legal and moral shenanigans, many entertainers, politicians, and athletes long since abdicated this momentous position of responsibility.
We usually look afar for heroes and role models, and in doing so overlook a group of professionals who live and work in our midst: nurses.
And not just any kind of nurse: the emergency nurse. There are plenty of people involved in emergency care, and no emergency department could function without all of these people working as a team. But it is the emergency nurse who shoulders the weight of patient care. Without these modern-day heroes, individually and collectively we would be in quite a pinch.
This unique breed of men and women are the lock stitch in the fabric of our health care safety net. Their job is a physical, emotional, and intellectual challenge.
Who helped the paramedics lift the last 300-pound patient who came in?
Who took the verbal lashing from the curmudgeon giving admitting orders over the phone?
Who came to tell you that the guy you ordered the nitro drip for is taking Viagra?
The emergency nurse has the thankless job of sitting in triage while both the long and the short buses unload at once. With limited information, they usually send the patient in the right direction while having to fend off some narcissistic clown with a zit on his butt. They absorb the penetrating stares from weary lobby dwellers and channel all that negative energy to some secret place they only tell you about when you go to triage school.
Other kinds of nurses serve key roles in health care and attend to their patients admirably. However, few function under the gun like emergency nurses do.
It is the emergency nurse who cares for the critical heart failure patient until the intensive care unit is “ready” to accept the patient. The productivity of the emergency nurse expands gracefully to accommodate the endless flow of patients while the rest of the hospital “can’t take report.” Many of our patients arrive “unwashed.” It is the emergency nurse who delivers them “washed and folded.” To prepare for admission a patient with a hip fracture who lay in stool for a day requires an immense amount of care—and caring.
Few nurses outside of the emergency department deal with patients who are as cantankerous, uncooperative, and violent. These nurses must deal with patients who are in their worst physical and emotional state. We all know it is a stressful time for patients and family, and we all know who the wheelbarrow is that the shovel dumps into.
For the most part, the nurses expect some of this and carry on in good humor. There are times, however, when the patience of a saint is required.
In fact, I believe that when emergency nurses go to heaven, they get in the fast lane, flash their hospital ID, and get the thumbs-up at the gate. They earn this privilege after being sworn at, demeaned, spit on, threatened, and sometimes kicked, choked, grabbed, or slugged. After this, they go on to the next patient as if they had just stopped to smell a gardenia for a moment.
Great strength of character is required for sustained work in our field. The emergency department is a loud, chaotic, and stressful environment. To hold up under these conditions is no small feat. To care for the deathly ill, comfort suffering children, and give solace to those who grieve their dead takes discipline, stamina, and tenderness. To sit with and console the family of a teenager who just died in an accident takes the strength of 10 men.
Every day emergency nurses do what we are all called to do but find so arduous in practice. That is: to love our neighbors as ourselves.
They care for those whom society renders invisible. Emergency nurses do what the man who changed the world 2,000 years ago did. They look squarely in the eye and hold the hand of those most couldn’t bear to touch. They wash stinky feet, clean excrement, and smell breath that would give most people nightmares.
And they do it with grace.
So, here’s to the emergency nurse. Shake the hand of a hero before your next shift.
DR. BAEHREN lives in Ottawa Hills, Ohio, and practices emergency medicine.
…you bring your 2-month old baby to the Urgent Care for “stiff muscles, possible seizures”…
…and then proceed to show the doctor how it “always happens when we go to lay him down in his crib, or when he hears a loud noise”…
…and the doctor puts on his sympathetic “I’ve been a tired new parent too” face and starts explaining newborn reflexes to you.
1. 49 of the 50 states allow advanced practice nurses to prescribe medication to patients
2. The National Association of Colored Graduate Nurses was formed in 1908.
3. Mary Todd Lincoln, wife of President Abraham Lincoln, was a volunteer nurse in Union hospitals
4. Famous writer Walt Whitman was also a volunteer nurse during the Civil War. Over time, he worked in over 40 hospitals, which greatly influenced his perspective, and in turn, his famous writing. This included his poem “Memoranda During the War.”5. Florence Nightingale, the most famous nurse in modern history, was only a nurse for three years of her life (b. 1820 d. 1910).
6. Many nurses complete their continuing-education-units by enrolling in courses offered through online schools
7. In the US, the ratio of registered nurses to doctors is 4:1
8. According to the California Department of Consumer Affairs, as of October 2009, there are 354,137 active nurses and 18,391 inactive nurses
9. There is a severe shortage of nursing faculty who are trained to teach students who are enrolled in nursing school
10. An 8 to 10 hour shift is considered a normal nursing shift; anything after 12 hours is considered dangerous, as overworking nurses can put them at risk for error
11. Entry-level nurses, or first-year nurses, earn more than the average college graduate who takes a job fresh out of school
12. Nurses make up the largest healthcare population: 2.5 million jobs
13. In 1783 a black slave named James Derham worked as a nurse in New Orleans, eventually earning enough money to buy his freedom and move to Philadelphia, where he studied medicine and became a doctor
14. The first nursing school in history dates back to 250 B.C. and was located in India15. Within the United States and Canada, only 168,181 nurses are men, making up only 5.8% of the total nursing population
www.thenursingblog.com April 2011
www.scrubsmag.com June 2012
This link lists 5 alternative nursing careers if you’re looking for something exciting, alternative, outside the hospital setting, or something with a 9-5 type of schedule.
There are many more alternative job opportunities out there as well!
More non-clinical career ideas here:
How cute is this pen?!
A survey was recently issued in Canada asking nurses questions on a range of topics from hospital resources to quality of care.
More than 4,500 registered nurses from at least 257 hospitals responded to the survey. The results suggest that about 40% of nurses in Canada are burnt out and 25% would not recommend their hospital to a loved one.
You can read CBC’s article about the results here: